I got a record deal offer
no fuckin way..

I'm in Hawaii right now. There's lots to say but right now all I can think about is Jungle Bell Rock. I just accidentally spelled jingle as jungle. I'm not fixing it.

Anyway I was sitting in the car in the costco parking lot today and all of a sudden the line "giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet," came to my mind probably because I went shopping today in stores that only played shitty christmas music (like the christian pop rock kind, not the classics) and ok WHAT THE FUCK is a jingle horse? How can such a creature pick up its feet and jingle around the clock if it DOESN'T EXIST?
I guess that's the last concern when it comes to christmas though...real vs. not real. Jingle horses are merely appetizers to the banquet of holiday mind games.

Ok I'm done

my birthday's tomorrow...hi :)

i have to get up at 7am. and i have way too much energy to fall asleep right now. every word i write with the letter p in it takes me forever because the key is broken. i have no idea how it broke. i just ate enough to feed 12 people. i hate that letter. offically

Tomorrow when
The world wakes up
I'll be in
Another town

i think people really must have types...either that or they try and replicate people. because essentially every person i've ever had anything with has either been with someone who looks just like me already, or gets with someone who looks just like me afterwards

fuck