Wet Dog

After washing my face tonight, it occurred to me that I looked kind of like a wet dog. Like one of those curly black haired cocker spaniels. Black hair parted down the center, bushy, coarse but thin, especially at the bottom, wet around the edges, not soaked, awkwardly wet in unnecessary places, that kind of wet, no, not that kind, the other kind. Obviously
The way my face was all pinched and red too, my eyes all bloodshot...the more I describe it, the less and less I sound like a wet black curly haired dog, but I was one, take my word for it.