I'm in Hawaii right now. There's lots to say but right now all I can think about is Jungle Bell Rock. I just accidentally spelled jingle as jungle. I'm not fixing it.

Anyway I was sitting in the car in the costco parking lot today and all of a sudden the line "giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet," came to my mind probably because I went shopping today in stores that only played shitty christmas music (like the christian pop rock kind, not the classics) and ok WHAT THE FUCK is a jingle horse? How can such a creature pick up its feet and jingle around the clock if it DOESN'T EXIST?
I guess that's the last concern when it comes to christmas though...real vs. not real. Jingle horses are merely appetizers to the banquet of holiday mind games.

Ok I'm done